USA sin nye president?
mandag, november 3rd, 2008“Barack Obama, what a guy. He is actually going door to door, knocking on doors in a neighborhood, asking people if they’ll vote for him. Coincidentally, John McCain is also going door to door, except when he knocks on a door, he says, ‘Do I live here?’” –David Letterman
ha ha
torsdag, oktober 30th, 2008Vet du hva DATA står for? Svar: Dobbelt Arbeid Til Alle.
Hjelp!
tirsdag, oktober 28th, 2008Har du hørt om han som skulle ta hukommelsestabletter? Han glemte å ta dem.
Gartner?
søndag, oktober 26th, 2008Har du hørt om han som vant 110 m hekk og ikke ante hvor han skulle plante den?
Sagt i en amerikansk rettssak
mandag, februar 25th, 2008Selv om mandagen snart er ferdig, her er en liten latter på tampen av mandagen Lawyer: “Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?” Witness: “No. He was wearing a mask.” Lawyer: “What was he wearing under the mask?” Witness: “Er…his face.”
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