Sagt i en amerikansk rettssak

mandag, februar 25th, 2008

Selv om mandagen snart er ferdig, her er en liten latter på tampen av mandagen Lawyer: «Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?» Witness: «No. He was wearing a mask.» Lawyer: «What was he wearing under the mask?» Witness: «Er…his face.»

Oppfinnsom advokat

onsdag, oktober 10th, 2007

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: «My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.» «Well put,» the judge [...]